Construction Connoisseur Mugs

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

"I'm constructing a website."

Bricklayer College Graduation.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

"It's not exactly what I'd intended"

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Strong construction industry injured by labour shortage

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Building getting a new coat fitted

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

'It's going to be a new TV station.'

'I don't think you have quite grasped the principal behind sheltered housing.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

Building site. 'Going to be a new tv station.'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

Combined Harvester

'Building going up or coming down - depending on the whims of the workers.'

Man-made vs dog-made

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I've only come to get my nail back.'