Construction Code Enthusiast Prints

'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Crane fishing

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.