Conspiracy Provocateur Mugs

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Alternative Medicine

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Money is the Root of all Evil.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Conspiracy Cat

World Financial Mafia

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Conspiracy Theory Books

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Cave Painter

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

Things You Should Know About...

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

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'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"Pssst...take it!"

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"