Console Dreamer Mugs

'Er...I asked for a PS4 but thanks anyway. Gran.'

The Art Student.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Push for Disco...

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Artist and Musician

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.