Console Cowboy Prints

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Evolution.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Careful! He knows computers."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"When is it my turn?"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"