Considering More Children Prints

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'Like death by salad.'

The No No No's

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Grounded

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Mother Goose Timeshare

The Tunnel Of Love

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Mythical Family of Four.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'