Conservationist Prints

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Help us!!"

'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'

Over exploiting the earth's resources.

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

Save a Whale Bank: 'It's your interest.'

Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'

A dead plant in the environment section.

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Thanks. But I wish you'd think of me more than one day a year.'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

"You're fairly new to the conservation movement aren't you, Clive?"

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Country Living . . . Coming Soon: More City.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

Litter Pick

'Some of us endangered species are getting together Saturday night for one last fling at the water hole.'

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."

The wolf pack had nursed him back to health and as much as it hurt, they knew it was time to release Puddles back into the suburbs.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Last Mosquito

'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'