Conservationist Prints

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Help us!!"

Over exploiting the earth's resources.

'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

Save a Whale Bank: 'It's your interest.'

Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

A dead plant in the environment section.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Thanks. But I wish you'd think of me more than one day a year.'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

Country Living . . . Coming Soon: More City.

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Litter Pick

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

"You're fairly new to the conservation movement aren't you, Clive?"

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'

The wolf pack had nursed him back to health and as much as it hurt, they knew it was time to release Puddles back into the suburbs.

The Last Mosquito

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

'Some of us endangered species are getting together Saturday night for one last fling at the water hole.'