Consequence Contemplator Mugs

'What do you mean 'it just happened'? Didn't we discuss cause and effect?'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Professional woman in pub

Coronavirus Debate

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

US Dollar weakens.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

"How much worse?"

The nearness of you.

The Master Switch

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!