Conscious Thinker Mugs

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Think globally give locally".

Racial Consensus

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.