Conscious Giver Mugs

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

How the gift registry should really work

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

An apple a day!

Where Pleather Comes From

Harvey before and after.

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Hudson River Crouton

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

Vegetarian Professor

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Blood Donor