Conscience Crier Prints

"We are the ghosts of your single use plastic past . . . "

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Environmental Conscience

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'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

Check your conscience, Senator?

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

The Good Samaritan.

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Holding the moral high ground

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

Introducing clean conscience products

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

Baseball Angels

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'How can you sleep at night?'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Non-profit organization chart

Think - But not too much.

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'