Connoisseur Of Joy Prints

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Prosecco

Prosecco Peacock

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Un ballo in maschera

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

Fabulous civil union cake.

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."