Connoisseur Of Conversations Pillows

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Dialogue

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Men gossiping

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Jerry Brown.

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"