Connectivity Enthusiasts Prints

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Hi. You ordered wireless internet, a phone landline and digital TV. I'm going to live with you until I'm satisfied it's up and running.'

Campaign for Plain English

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.