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Bummer, my mobile's been disconnected.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Michael Jackson

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Am Awful Crammer.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'Bed & Bagel'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Vodka

'Name yer poison, gents!'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Sorry, Dad."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Librarian.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

Lovers greeting each other