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'Don't tell him I can't speak, French. He's paying me to translate his girlfriends letters.'

The Genghis con.

Pretending To Care

"Good heavens no, I haven't always been a monarch! I started as a confidence trickster."

"Are you sure Robin Hood is giving to the poor? He's now number four on the Ten Most Rich list."

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

"No, this isn't some kind of bait and switch operation. I just enjoy feeding the birds."

"We raised our son pretty well, Ethel. He's very ambitious and has a great career! Okay, he's a con artist who cheats old people out of their savings..."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Personal conker trainer.

"Heel! Pass it on."

Communication Breakdowns

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Jerry's dancing dogs

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

"Physician heal thyself."

The Abominable Showman...

"Cool game!"

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'