Congress Critiquer Mugs

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Lesser known greek gods,

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Art Gallery.

"Now you can send it."

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

Biden immigration laws.

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."