Congregation Leader Mugs

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Leadership suits you

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Go! Means NOW!

"What was I thinking?!"

The Ascent of Woman

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Tenacity trumps everything!