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Erdogan in Syria

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

That's What Happens

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

US strike on Syria.

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Aleppo & the World

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

Ebola Virus

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"Victory!"

Calling the IDF

The Future

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

Count Putin

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Tension in middle east

The Boomerang Sanctions

Tip jar

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'