Conflict Resolution Trainers Mugs

'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

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"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."