Conflict Resolution Humorist Mugs

"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Trouble everywhere...

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Political Issues

Putin Shoots Down Peace

A General tries to get rid of peace.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'That's it. Work out your aggressions just like the wild rams do.'

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Gaza destruction and cause.

"He's over possessive."

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

Playing With Peace

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Arafat eats peace dove: 'BURP!'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'We'll save a fortune in employment tribunals.'