"I know it looks terrible, but I can see a lot of potential business opportunities over there."
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That's What Happens
Invade/Fail/Deny
'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'
Militant Pacifists
US strike on Syria.
A series of cameras go through a war zone.
Ebola Virus
North Korea
"Victory!"
Calling the IDF
"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"
Aleppo & the World
Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.
Made redundant from Honda please help
Short Memories
Tension in middle east
The Boomerang Sanctions
Tip jar
'Oh you mean that silly little email.'
"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"
Count Putin
Journalist murder.
'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'
Genocide in Gaza
Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?
'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'
"Fake."
Stock Market Downturn
'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'
"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."
Euro-Meltdown
Israel's next move?
Olive Branches and Soldiers
"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."
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