Conflict Commentators Mugs

The face mask

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Ukraine Crisis

Chinese stock market

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

War 2023

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Militant Pacifists

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Euro fall...

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Calling the IDF

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

The euro currency is a bomb.

Agency Moody's comments

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Ebola Virus

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

Filmed in Supermarionation

"But is it art?"