Confidentiality Connoisseur Mugs

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

The latest in Eyewear.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."