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Good morning brave new world...

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Sliding Down the Banister

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Jammy Dodgers

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Broken ankle.

Fortune Favours the Brave

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."