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"This sis my favourite place. It reminds me of me."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

How Gary got his groove back.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'...I'm the only one here who's outrageously high opinion of themselves is actually justified.'

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I've always felt that what's good for me is good for the group"

"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

The meek shall inherit the earth

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'Thank you for not mentioning me by name.'

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.

"...and these are my children, Risk and Benefit."

Just in from St. Paul.

"Studly"?

Precisely when did you first start feeling invisible in meetings?

My thighs touch because they in love

"For God's sake, shape up! Is that the face of a power broker?"