Confessor Prints

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

Angel devil confessional.

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Stick on Souls'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Monk confessing to a devil.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

Confessions on a plane.

'Nobody understands my job title.'

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Public Transport: Hell

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

Chef's Confession

'Could I stop you there and ask you just to confess your own sins?'

'Why don't you try going home and rearranging the furniture?'

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'

'Nobody regrets your mother's death-bed confession more than I do...'