Confessional Commentary Prints

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Trilby - 'Confession

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'Stick on Souls'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."