Confession Conspirator Prints

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Trilby - 'Confession

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

Billy strip: bed pan.

'I baked it especially for you.'

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

"It's the standard contract. . . with just enough loopholes to cover us!"

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

"It would be cool if we cooked up a couple of these at your place where nobody could see us."

Observe, Prepare, Act

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

"Do you really expect the I.R.S. to believe in all your mileage deductions?"

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'

Evil Pusskins#4

"He's almost finished raking. Everyone jump in three... two... one..."

We have your dog

"When you were in the kitchen, we voted for no more spinach or broccoli!"

'The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.' 'AND it doesn't show up in the autopsy.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'