Conference Room Jester Prints

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Bo're'droom

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"I hate performance review season."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."