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'No, you're getting it wrong. We must think inside the box.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'And in conclusion.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

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