Conference Junkie Mugs

'Next... we'll learn about ducking blame.'

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."

The Ulterior-Motivational Speaker.

Tiger giving a business presentation.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Inclusive speech

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'And in conclusion.'

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Pick a business card.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"