Conference Enthusiast Prints

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'First webinar?'

TUC Conference: 'I've invited in someone from the private sector to help drive up our performance in fighting the private sector.'

'Did you learn a lot of new things at the conference, Doctor?'

"Gentlemen, where's the eros?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Conference for Visually Impaired

'All these conferences look the same.'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Our next speaker is on parole to promote his best-selling book.'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"He hasn't got over Boris Johnson's speech to BiBa!"

"It's a fair COP26."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'