"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."
Conference Critic Mugs
Start their day with a mug that humorously captures their conference critique spirit. Our witty designs make coffee breaks more enjoyable for the sharpest critics.
'Excuse me could we concentrate on the seminar please.'
Isolated fits of enthusiasm erupt at the annual I don't know I just work here convention.
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
Inclusive speech
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
"I love these off-site business meetings."
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"
Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.
World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'
Whistler's father.
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
Inhospitality tent.
'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
'Let me present today's speaker.'
Is that one of those wafer thin computers?
Communication Breakdowns
Chaos Theory Conference.
'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'
'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'
'Pick a business card.'
"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."
'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'
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Conference Critic Pillows
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Conference Critic Prints
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Conference Critic T-Shirts
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