Conference Call Buff Prints

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'And in conclusion.'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Your call is important to us...

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

The facilitator from hell.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Working from Home

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"I miss expense accounts."

"Next order of business, Gentlemen. We still need to choose a theme for the prom..."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

'Yes, I'm talking to you from my sell phone.'

We found 'im!

'Next... we'll learn about ducking blame.'

"Must be another conference-call party."

Birds sitting on aerial, one says to the other; 'I hear they're going to cable.'

"How about now? Can you hear me now?"

Female impersonator in phone booth.

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'