Concussion Advocate Prints

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Stop with racism in sport!

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Prosthetic snake.

I think I pulled something.

Vitruvian Man

Beijing 2022

Snow Blind

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Skiing in a wheelchair

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

'Did you drop a fly ball? Did you?! Bad! Baaaad!'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."