Conch Shell Collector Mugs

New technologies and nature

'It must be the dead sea.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Dog in love

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Feeling for shells

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Travellin' through?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.