Concertgoers' Buddy Prints

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

I love my Timpani

Orchestra.

George Michael

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Elvis Presley

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Freddie Mercury

Jarvis Cocker

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Eric Clapton.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.