Concert Tee Collector Mugs

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"What are you doing?"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Shall I be mother?

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

"Leftovers"

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

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