Concert Night Visionaries Prints

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Baseball Dreams

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Focus Groupies

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"Almost Ready"

Pop-up neighborhood

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

Wine-O-vision

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

"I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure."

"When my Franz-Johann grows up he wants to be a pianist."

Please giver generously violin to buy.

If Beethoven had been blind. . .

The Cherry Tree Retirement Home. . .

Christmas Shopping for Dummies