Concert-goer With A Sense Of Humor Prints

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

EWE 2.

George Michael

I love my Timpani

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Jeff Beck.

Jimi Hendrix.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Mark Knopfler.