Conceptual Art Lover Prints

'Blood Duchamp!'

'Bring the data? I thought you said Dada.'

Self Storage

Marcel Duchamp caricature

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

"It's a scan of a digital image of a photo of a painting of a sculpture of an impersonator of a forger -- want a copy?"

Tracey Emin: My Bed.

Nails strike back against the hammer that normally strikes them

'I can't see what point he's trying to make.'

'Some of the critics called my work superficial, gimmicky and trite - but some really didn't get it at all.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Man carrying space

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

The artist

The Simple Life: Input - Output

Cornucopia of cornucopias.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Convenience.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"Things are looking up!"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"I get my best ideas in the shower."