Concept Dreamer Gifts

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.