Concept Developer Pillows

"Thank's for all your ideas, but I've decided to use my original one."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Map of the human brain

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Raincloud Umbrella

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

Back to work...

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Friday

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Brain Power

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"Are we overthinking this?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'