Computer Support Specialist Mugs

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

Computer Tangle

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Computer Expert

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Hardware and software

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Man feeding his computer money.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

I've always been slower than computers...

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

Early Tech Support

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"