Computer Skills Mugs

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Data Entry Marathon

"You heard me. Hand over your lunch money or I hack into your Facebook account."

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

Reading on the sly.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Friday 5.30pm.

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Fishing Contest

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Grandad Prodigy

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"I don't usually allow him on the furniture, but he is rebooting my computer."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."