"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"
Computer Security Analyst T-Shirts
Celebrate their profession with our clever cybersecurity t-shirts! Designed for computer security analysts who want to showcase their expertise with a touch of humor and style.
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
The Anti-Agent
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"National security adviser"
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
Computer Expert
Computer monitor for a head.
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
Hardware and software
Fixing the Computer.
"That's hardly necessary!"
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."
It appears to be some sort of computer virus.
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
Computer Security Analyst T-Shirts Collection
Computer Security Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for security analysts—perfect for keeping their coffee hot while they monitor for threats.
Computer Security Analyst Pillows
Make their workspace comfy and humorous with our security-themed pillows, perfect for any analyst who loves a good laugh.
Computer Security Analyst Prints
Decorate their office with our witty security analyst prints—great conversation starters and a fun way to celebrate their profession.