Computer Repair Personnel Mugs

"I've installed a new internal hard drive. Damn machine's still not working!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Where was I?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

If Disney was a software company

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Fixing the Computer.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'