Computer Nostalgist T-Shirts

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"I'll never forget you."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Computer Sale.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'