Computer Magicians Prints

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Recalculating route..."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

If Disney was a software company

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Computer operator welding machine.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Propping up a profits chart.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers